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1. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

   It sure does. It says "ow" and creates a big KABOOM.

2. Can a person with one hand clap?

   Yes, clapping your fingers against your palm will result in a clap. You can also clap your leg.

3. How does a shepherd count his flock without falling asleep?

   Simple. 1, 2, 3, 4.....

4. Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light?

   No. Why? The same reason you can't attach a have a flashlight shine into a solar powered unit that powers the same flashlight. Physics.

5. If God created everything, and He knows everything ahead of time, why did He create Satan?

   God didn't "create" Satan per se, Lucifer was originally an archangel who rebelled against God, wanted to be God and became Satan.

6. Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"?

   They're all 49er fans

7. If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?

   February 29

8. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

   3

9. Why do old men have hair in their ears?

   The same reason that everybody has hair in their ears. Protection.

10. What does the K in K-mart actually stand for?

    Krud.

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